In the great something measuring contest between old weird America and the cosmopolitan perverts knows as the gay lobby, old weird America came out ahead. I’ve never seen a minute of Duck Dynasty, but I’ve met those guys many times living in the South. They don’t give up easy. There’s a reason why the US military relies so heavily on young men from that part of the country. While I’m cynical about the future of the nation, I can’t bet against the crackers in old weird America.