[subscribe2]I’m going to take a guess and say that few people are surprised by this development.

TMZ Sports has obtained a police report filed after the alleged incident … in which the accuser claims the alleged incident took place at a residence at the Viceroy Hotel on April 1.

According to the report, issued by the Miami PD, the woman claims she went to the apartment of Seattle Seahawks wide receiver Ricardo Lockette … to hang out with him, Kaepernick and 49ers wide receiver Quinton Patton.

The woman told police, around 9pm that night she mixed some drinks for the guys and gave them shots, but they told her that “in order to drink the shots she had to ‘hit’ the bong which contained marijuana.”

The woman says she felt lightheaded and went to the bedroom to lie down.  She claims Kaepernick “came up behind her into the bedroom and started kissing her.” “She advised they were kissing (mouth) and Mr Kaepernick started to undressed [sic] her. She got completely naked.  Mr. Kaepernick told her that he was going to be right back and left the bedroom. They did not have sex.”

The woman told cops that while she was still naked in bed, Patton and Lockette opened the door and “peeked” inside.  She says she told them to get out … but she can’t remember anything after that.

The woman later woke up in a hospital bed … but says she doesn’t remember how she got there or who took her there.

The woman also claims she has had a sexual relationship with Kaepernick in the past.

Kaepernick is the hero of every moonbat sports reporter. Just as Obama was the synthesis of their perfect president, Kaepernick is the embodiment of their perfect man of the future. He is mixed race, which is critical. In the future, everyone will look like extras from The Matrix. He is media savvy. He embraces ghetto culture, without actually going to prison. He practices a weird Unitarian sort of Christianity that does not upset the gays or women with all the morality stuff. He is the New Model Moonbat!

He also likes to do bong hits and have gang bangs with strange women. But hey, God is on his side. It says it right on his torso!

That’s something I’ve always noticed about many Evangelicals. It is a nihilistic brand of Christianity. It starts and ends with the individual’s “relationship with God.” That “relationship” is peculiar to each person and comes only with the rules the person and God, we’re supposed to assume, have agreed upon. At anytime, the faithful can get a clean slate by “accepting Jesus” and everything is forgiven. It is this theological bent that allowed Mike Huckabee to swing open the prison doors and let a lot of bad people walk free. After all, they accepted Jesus so who was he to judge?

I have no doubt that we will see Kaepernick come out at some point talking about God and forgiveness. Since he has a personal relationship with God, they will just work it out between them and Kaepernick will let us knwo the result. I’m going to bet the result is cost free to Kaepernick. After all, his god is a loving god.

It’s also a pagan God. The foundation of the Christian faith is the covenant. It is a deal between God and all men. Unlike the Jews, Christians think all people can be God’s chosen people. A covenant is a contract, a bargain. God will do his part, like make sure 2+2 = 4 forever and man must do his part. The reward for man is ever lasting life. You don’t get the reward if you don’t follow the rules and that’s where these new fangled Christians wander off the reservation. There’s is a pagan relationship with God, in the same way a Saxon would strike a deal with Wodan.

Kaepernick better get himself a good lawyer. His relationship with God is not going to do him much good if they find his DNA on the girl.