Trump and the Ten Dwarfs
It occurs to me that this is the first time I have watched CNN in years. Who are these people? It is interesting to view moonbats under glass. They don’t even bother to sound like normal people…
Kasich you see someone about his head falling off. He’s hunching over like an 80 year old man. How old is he? Wow! He’s 63. I thought he was in his 50’s….
If this group were trapped on a mountain, I think they eat Christy first. He’s a big guy and would give a good fight, but he would also provide a lot of calories to the other ten…
I just don’t get Hugh Hewitt. Mark Steyn goes on his show all the time, but I’ve never got into Hewitt…
If I were advising these guys, I tell them to never mention the name Reagan, stop talking about their family and can the fake passion…
This is the last debate I watch. man does this suck. Let’s make Obama dictator for life and end this madness…
I can’t imagine Trump being president, but he is hilarious to me. He’s the Andrew Dice Clay of politicians. Most of the act is not good, but when it clicks, it’s terrific. He just made Rand Paul his human footstool with his opening comments…
Funny, Walker sounds great in any other year. He sounds like what everyone hates right now. It’s not what he says, it’s that it really does not matter what he says. President Walker is President Obama making different noises…
Ben the magic…..
Vagina Monologue is stealing Trumps act too. That’s Tech Support Guy, Vagina Monologue and let’s see who else that decides to join the revolution. My bet is Cruz…
Trump just gaffed Bush like a mackerel…
I’ve had enough for a while. I feel I lost some IQ points already…
I took a look at NRO. Shockingly, they think “Carly” is winning, followed by Kasich, Rubio, blah, blah blah. I think it should be a law that if you call Farina “Carly” you are stripped of your citizenship and forced to move to Africa. My goodness that’s irritating…
Cruz has obviously been practicing as he knows how to stare in the camera and look butch. That may help him as people have been trained to like that in pols. I want to like Cruz because he’s smart and I tend to get along with smart people. But, there’s no spark…
Bagina is just a gold plated phony. I guess I’m of an age when I saw her time born in the business world so I’m biased. That and I’m a knuckle dragging bad thinker. I’m not even sure women should be allowed to drive…
Tubby is ridiculous. I’m starting to really hate him..
Kasich just seems like a yesterday man. I don’t know. It’s not like he is crazy or goofy. He’s just more of the same…
Rand Paul is that guy everyone tells the cops about when a kid goes missing…
I’ve said my piece on Carson…
Trump is Dice Clay. Most of his act sucks, but the parts that work are fantastic. He just about rode Bush around the stage like a pony. That was great. But, he’s not going to be president…
Walker is a guy who could be so much better, but he is too much of a dork. He’s that guy who moves in next door and you’re not unhappy, but you immediately start missing the old neighbor who liked to drink outside in his bathrobe. He’s one of those guys who’s so straight laced he makes everyone feel bad for being normal…
The Midgets
The Vagina Monologue was bumped up to the big stage and Rick Perry finally figured out that he was too dumb to be president, leaving a rump group of losers to harangue one another for no obvious reason. I wonder if the third debate will just have one guy at the kiddy table if the other three drop out this month.
Hey, what happened to Gilmore? Did he die?
The old guy starts with a weird opening statement comparing himself to Reagan, I think. He sort of sounded like one of those motivational speakers the company brings in after all the layoffs. He’s just a click too sugary for a man so instead of listening to what he is saying you start thinking of some snarky way to make fun of him at the coffee break…
Caitlyn Graham looks a lot better without the gown and in a suit…
The guy who really hates the gays just said he was responsible for everything good that happened in my lifetime. How long was he in the Senate? I don’t remember him doing anything other than shouting about the gays…
That guy from IT really hates Trump….
Why are standing in front of an airplane?
Caitlyn promises invade Iraq again. It would be cool if he started yelling “delenda est Carthago” until he was hailed off the stage…
I like how they lined these guys up by height. Maybe later they can get a game of telephone going or duck-duck-goose…
The guy from tech support hates to talk about immigration. I can’t imagine why…
“Secure the border” means do nothing. Everyone knows this. Yet, these idiots keep saying that line.
I think Pataki wants to being back slavery. He wants illegals to do community service in order to earn their freedom…
Haha. Caitlyn used his applause line and no one noticed….
Caitlyn just threw his purse at Santorum. This is sad watching an old homo have a nervous breakdown…
The guy from tech support is really not bad when you forget that he has been saying the opposite for most of his career….
Caitlyn is making everyone uncomfortable…
The old guys woke up. This is so weird watching a guy from the 80’s hologram’d into this debate…
The fake kid with a clock story makes its debut. My goodness these dopes are predictable….
My Lord this sucks. Why did I decide to do this? Maybe I can delete the post and no one will notice…
The old guy is pretty much every Republican since 1988. He says all the same things and makes all the same points..
Kind of interesting that we have a Yankee, a Borderlander, a guy from the deep South and a guy from New France. No Midlanders stuck at the kiddie table…
The guy from tech support keeps repeating everything Trump has been saying for six months. It’s kind of funny to watch these guys tip-toe up to the Trump position. Caitlyn being the exception. Maybe the hormone treatments are messing him up…
These things need that guy with a hook who pulls them off the stage when the crowd has had enough. The Gong Show used to do that for comedic effect. Caitlyn should be getting the hook about now as s/he screams about the muzzies hiding under his bed…
“The world really is the way it is…” Caitlyn just put a tampon in his mouth and pulled the string, thinking it was a grenade….
Tech support is probably doing himself a lot of good. The chattering skulls will declare him the winner, maybe in one of those little chat windows you get from Dell, and tech support will get a week of good press. That could get him onto the big stage next month, assuming some of the other drop out…
Please make it stop….
The other people in the room had to wrestle my gun away from me. They have no removed my belt and shoelaces until this debate is over…
Another thing they could use to make these things better is a shocker. when you time is up, you get some voltage until you stop talking…
Jindal used my line! I’ve been using the “surrender caucus” since the Bush years….
Switched over to Fox and there’s three hens on cackling about how Caitlyn did well. My Lord. What’s wrong with these people…
too late boy, lets just keep them pretty little fingers dancing.
actually I don’t want to read the deabates as they are but as they should be switch to satire.
i want to know how Jindal would fix a computer error, and what graham thinks the ideal age for a page is and how diasapointed he was that their were no actual kids at the kiddie debate. make shit up.
These are dangerous times and the political situation is not amusing in the slightest, but I laughed over and over again while reading your debate comments, Z.
Entertaining as usual, but it shows what a beauty contest these dog & pony shows really are.
Walker is a dork, but who cares. Look what happened the last time a charismatic rock star ended up in the White House.
He’s still my guy. He’s the only nerd up there to have actually dismantled a significant portion of the taxpayer money laundering operation that keeps democrats in power.
He is the one that poses a real threat to the political establishment, and that is why he is he is being starved of oxygen.
Oh Lord that is a hoot, your a better man than me. If I could force myself to endure these fools, I would have somehow been infected by it.
Did you feel like you needed a shower after the debate was over?
I spent hours in the shower trying to get clean.
Heh..
How do you scrub your soul clean from the stain of hypocrisy of it all?
Ditched my TV awhile back. It wasn’t getting rid of the poisonous thing so much as the actual gestalt of resistance value in doing so which is s thoroughly liberating discovery.
EP, I agree with you about Walker. And I also agree about the last time we put a charismatic guy in the White House. I wish he “showed” better. He’s like that old ugly car that no one wants to looks at, but it always kicks butt in the drag race out on the bypass.
I have told others, and I’ll say it here. I don’t think Trump is in it for the long haul. I think his objective was/is to light a fire in the bellies of the other candidates, and when that fire is brighter than his, he drops out. You could see last night that the fire is burning a little hotter – they’re still not quite there, but it’s getting hotter. That’s what a leader does – make people rise to their best.
Fiorina? That scowl on her face last night was enough to turn me off. Plus, a post-menopausal woman in the White House? No way.
Trump entered the field to gain the cred to lure several Chinese billionaires out of their money for a project he had in mind, but it was so easy bitch slapping the mooks in this field that he decided to stay in awhile and see where it went.
Wow. Gotta be Peak Zeee; the bar is just too high now.
Thanks man.
D.