Never Trust a Woman

One of the bits of essential knowledge for a man is to never trust a woman. History is full of stories where a man was unhorsed, metaphorically, by a women, often his wife. It’s not that women are more or less trustworthy than men. It’s that men are not very good at reading women. Whatever your instincts tell you about a women, it is a safe bet that you’re wrong.

This comes to mind with Jared Fogle, the Subway pitchman now getting roughed up by the law for child porn. This story suggests Jared foolishly revealed things to a woman that most men would ignore. Ten years later, she has decided to make use of those things.

A Florida woman reportedly provided investigators with vital information that led to the raid at the home of suspended Subway pitchman Jared Fogle.

Fox59, citing unnamed sources, reports the woman spoke to Fogle on several occasions more than a decade ago. In an interview with WWSB, the woman said Fogle often made “surprising and inappropriate” remarks.

“He said something to me when we were off camera and that really stuck with me,” she told the station. “I thought to myself, ‘Did he really say that to me?’”

She said she contacted the FBI because Fogle’s comments alarmed her, according to the report. The woman said authorities had her wear a wire and record phone conversations with him. She claims the subject matter was “similar to what the FBI found when they raided his home.”

Ron Elberger, Fogle’s attorney, dismissed the woman’s revelations to Fox59, calling the story “absurd.”

Undoubtedly, there is more to the story. Perhaps Jared does have more than a passing interest in young girls. His association with an accused child porn fiend fits the mythology of the child porn rackets, whereby these guys secretly meet up to trade material. I say it is a myth, because we know these pervs are almost always loners.

Regardless, if some guy says to me he thinks a 13-year old girl is hot, I’m not calling the cops, unless it is my daughter, in which case I will beat him silly. Otherwise, I’ll just ignore it and keep my distance. Men are hardwired to like young women. Every man knows this, but some guys like them a little too young. It’s a normal part of life, which is why men guard their daughters.

Anyway, Jared’s problem here is he let the cat out of the bag in front of a woman. Maybe she came calling for cash and he turned her down. Maybe she is just a bitch. It is impossible to know right now, but he could have avoided that by not talking about his sexual interests around a woman. No good every comes of it. He probably thought she was cool with it. That makes him an idiot and a perv.

6 thoughts on “Never Trust a Woman

  1. No idea if he deserves it, but we are fast headed to the day when men are advised to never talk to a woman except for standard formal business and social banter. Sort of a return to many centuries ago when everything was very formal to avoid any appearance of impropriety for fear of having her husband/father beat the crap out of you. Except now it is the government/SJWs who will deprive you of your livelihood instead of directly beating the crap out of you.

  2. There are muslims in the UK who will not speak to a woman and muslim women who refuse to shake hands with a man. I used to work with one like that; you had to remember that this was not a person who you might ever relax with. But, perhaps it is better this way. I once worked with a woman who had an affair with her boss just to ‘get on’ but away from him would say she didn’t care if he was forced out of the job or replaced by someone worse. When she didn’t get a pay… Read more »

  3. you’re assuming that he actually said these things. the only proof that he said these things ( thus far ) is the word of a … woman. keep in mind, according to HER OWN TESTIMONY, she heard him say these things more than a decade ago. what kind of a sick freak listens to someone say stuff like this, think he’s serious AND WAIT 10 YEARS TO REPORT IT? then, she gets a wire, calls him up 10+ years later and just ‘casually’ starts talking to him about teenage girls? and he eagerly joins in? maybe Jared is a freak.… Read more »

  4. Well at least we’re all on the same page, because women have never trusted men. Aside from any mere “betrayal” concerns, women have more important matters to be concerned with, such as personal safety. Outside of the bonds of blood and marriage, every man is a potential suspect until proven worthy of trust. While riding public transit, look around you. Who is nodding off during the ride? Very rarely does a woman feel she has the luxury of closing her eyes. As to Formerly Fat Jared: time will tell. Either he’s a deviant or the woman in question has an… Read more »

    • You misunderstand me, Kathleen. No man knows enough about women to trust his instincts around them. Most women know enough about men to know how to handle them. It’s not that women are more are less trustworthy, it’s that men are simply clueless about what they should or should not trust about women, so the safe course is never trust anything.

      As for Jared liking teenage girls, I think that’s a little sick, but not as uncommon as you may think. Again, “lock up your daughters” is an expression for a reason.

      • I think I will either lock up my daughter, or me and Mr. Smith & Wesson will escort her. Or maybe she’ll be locked up until Mr. Smith & Wesson can escort her on his own. After adequate training, of course.

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