The College Rackets

The North Carolina academic scandal has put the spotlight on the way athletes are handled by money grubbing colleges. Two decades of systematic grade enhancement is about as bad as it gets. You can’t pretend it is a rogue employee or an unscrupulous coach when the problem spans generations. Like the Penn State scandal, it can only happen when there is a culture that tolerates, maybe even encourages, the behavior in question. A lot of people believe boy rape is kind of a thing for male Penn State graduates. That seems harsh, but a lot of people say that. A lot of people. At North Carolina, instead of raping boys they were stealing from their students.

The evil racist extreme right-wing extremists are having fun with the fact the center of the corruption was the Afro’d American Studies Department. As I tried to point out to those evil racist extreme right wing extremists, schools have a range of fake majors where they can stash jocks. My favorite is probably the Fashion major at Virginia Tech. I’ve been to Blacksburg many times and fashion is not their strong point. One of the classes for that major involves attending a fashion show. I actually know someone in the fashion business, a VP for a semi-swanky brand. I think he would hang himself if he had to spend an hour in Blacksburg Virginia.

The point being missed by all of this is it is not much of a sports story. If you look at a school like North Carolina, you will find that the “jocks” do better than the regular students in the class room. They get better grades and graduate on time. Like all state colleges, close to half the entering freshmen at North Carolina fail to graduate. The schools take in kids that have no business on a college campus just to get their government loan money. There’s also federal dollars and state dollars. The colleges know these kids have little to no chance of graduating, even with a bullshit degree like sociology or African-American studies.

The scam basically involves dumbing down the 100 and 200 level courses. The “core” studies are also dumbed down so kids can make it through freshmen year taking remedial math and English. NC State, for example offers Algebra and Pre-calculus. In the olden thymes, we had to finish calculus to graduate high school. Colleges fill up the first year with coursework that should be covered in middle-school so the kids don’t flunk out. The second year they start taking some real college course and that’s when the attrition begins. By the third year these kids are overwhelmed and drop out, having racket up debt and maybe a drinking problem.

The problem is much worse as the dilution of college cannot be checked once it starts. It is simply too profitable. Browning the NC State catalog, I see they have a major in Landscape Architecture. At the risk of sounding like a meanie, there’s no reason for the gardener to have a college degree. When I was a kid I did “landscape architecture” for school money in the summers. An old black guy taught me “Site Planning” and “Landscape Construction Materials.” He had different names for them and they were pass/fail, but the results were the same. I admit that designing a golf course takes skill, but these guys are going to be running lawn mower gangs at the municipal golf course.

As is always the case, there is a natural limit to the corruption. There’s only so much money to steal. Seven in 10 college seniors (71%) who graduated last year had student loan debt, with an average of $29,400 per borrower. From 2008 to 2012, debt at graduation (federal and private loans combined) increased an average of six percent each year.That’s according to these people. According to the Fed, 11.5% of the $1.2 trillion in school debt is delinquent. By way of comparison, the peak of the mortgage crisis saw a 9% delinquency rate on roughly one trillion in loans. Those loans were backed by an asset of some value. Student loans are backed by nothing.

But, it should work out just fine. Just keep pumping out landscaping majors and Afro’s America Studies graduates. What could go wrong?

 

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Lars Grobian
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Lars Grobian

Nothing can go wrong. The money goes to a reliable Cathedral constituency, which spends its days drowning normal Americans’ kids in Cult propaganda, until they start thinking it’s normal, high-status, smart people stuff. It’s great news that the debt is unsustainable, because the only politically feasible answer is to make normal Americans pick up the tab. There’s no mechanism for firing the legions of useless admin staff, across the board. We all know what effect price controls have. The only possible solution is socializing the losses. Tenured faculty and college administrators are on track to be a permanent, ever-growing privileged… Read more »

gobsmacker
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gobsmacker

College athletes get only a little sympathy from me. As a group, they are as much a part of the scam as the school; it works both ways. Not all of them, but a lot of them, especially the guys in the elite, big revenue sports like football and basketball, are in college only because that’s the best route out of poverty and into a lucrative career in the professional ranks. Tighten the academic requirements and a lot of them will have to find a different way to perfect their craft. And you can bet there will be a disparate… Read more »

quill
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quill

As several people I know point out to me, education is not only teaching the unteachable what they have no interest in being taught but it is also a scheme for filling in a mountain of paper. The authorities and the management all demand that endless amounts of paper be filled out to show the ‘students’ (people who rarely study) have been educated. The fact that many of the kids leave school or college having resisted any such attempt is obvious to the world, though to the powerful controlling bodies they have all the evidence they need that it was… Read more »

Kathleen
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Kathleen

My favorite no-knowledge-worthless-major is Queer Studies, but I’m guessing the athletes avoid that one like the plague. The diminution of our institutions of higher learning will continue until either the Education Cartels or the Federal government go belly-up, whichever comes first.

grey enlightenment
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we had to finish calculus to graduate high school.

really? that seems a little extreme

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