Better Living Through Chemistry

I am a bit skeptical about claims regarding the glorious future. One reason for the skepticism is the fact that the West seems to be careening toward a bad period, similar to what happened at the end of the industrial revolution. Super intelligent robots, the singularity, forever life and so on assume a quickening pace of technological discovery. A crisis period like the end of the 19th through the middle 20th century would put a halt to that sort of progress, by redirecting resources to the crisis.

Then there is the fact that predictions about the future are always hilariously wrong. We should probably be thankful that these predictions prove to be wrong. Imagine dressing like this. The mistake futurists always make is in assuming current trends will continue unabated into the future. They also always assume things will unfold within their lifetime or close enough to it so they can get their hopes up for actually seeing it. If you spend your days dreaming of the glorious future, you hope to see it.

All that said, I enjoy reading the predictions. Stories like this are catnip for me because they seem plausible. Quality of life improvements always attract investment. Produce a practical way to transport humans from Sydney to London in two hours and you are a going to make billions. Even a six hour flight would be awesome. Making air transport faster and more pleasant is the sort of opportunity that is possible and potentially wildly profitable so I can see it taking a big leap forward in the near term.

That got me thinking about what else smart people, with an eye on profit, will be looking to improve in the near future. The most obvious place to look is health. I do not mean living forever stuff. I am thinking Viagra level improvement. The penis pills made their inventor billions because it addressed a basic human desire. There is not a great demand to live forever, but there is a great demand for a long life. The longer the better. Make the daily existence of people better and you will become richer than Midas.

My guess is the next Viagra will be a pill or treatment that solves gray hair. I do not have much in the way of gray hair, but most people my age are “dealing” with it. Woman start dying their hair as soon as they see gray. Men often go the same route, opting for ridiculous looking home treatments. Then there is the beard dying business which always looks bad. Science has a rather good understanding of the process, so solving it is plausible. Produce a cure and the geezers will beat a path to your door.

Along the same lines, skin tone is one of those quality of life issues that many people would pay to address. Women get treatments for their hands, to address the effects of aging. The “Madonna Mitts” problem is important to women. Of course, both men and women get their faces stretched and use Botox to get the wrinkles off the mug. John Forbes Kerry looks like Frankenstein because he has had so much work done to his face. Modern people want to look young and skin tone is a big part of it.

Like gray hair, this is an area that science understands enough about to think a solution is plausible. It is really not a solution that is needed, as much as it needs mitigation. The age at which humans start fretting over skin tone is the middle years. By the time you reach your late fifties you have come to terms with your mortality and get on with enjoying your time. A pill or treatment that helps the 30-year old women look twenty-five for a few more years would make the inventor a billionaire.

Finally, I was at the diner the other day and the place was full of geezers. It was also full of walkers and air tanks. The complaint most people have when they age is the lack of energy. This is mostly due to reduced cardiovascular capacity. By the time you get in your 60’s, walking up hills and taking the stairs is taxing. That is why people in their 80’s have to use walkers (often) and carry air tanks. But this is also a complaint for people in their middle years. Being tired is probably a top-10 complaint about aging.

Again, this is something we know a bit about so addressing it is plausible. Athletes have been using drugs to goose their cardio for years. Sharapova was just banned from tennis for using the drug meldonium, which is prescribed in Eastern Europe for people suffering from congestive heart failure. In the West, we have all sorts of drugs for people suffering from lung and heart disease that preserve their cardiovascular capacity or at least extend it for a while.

If someone were able to produce a supplement for people to take, like a daily vitamin, that would offer just a subtle boost to their cardio capacity, thus giving them more energy, without the long term side effects of current drugs, the market would be huge. Look at how many famous people in entertainment and sports abuse Adderall so they can be more alert. Maybe the answer is simply a pill for better, deeper sleep, but boosting cardio capacity could be part of it. Imagine how much money you would make if your little pill offers increased vigor throughout the day.

There you go, my glimpse into the glorious future.

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Notsothoreau
Notsothoreau
7 years ago

It’s not cardio that’s the issue. It’s the adrenal glands and loss of hormones. Doctors tend to ignore issues caused by hormones decreasing as you age. Helen Gurley Brown wrote about taking hormone supplements to look young. I truly dislike this notion that you can’t allow yourself to age.

Severian
7 years ago

If I had to guess at our glorious chemical future, I’d guess “ghetto tranqs.” Illegal drugs are already kinda the pacifier of the masses; when our inner cities go up in flames more regularly than they already do, the boys at Pfizer will get their shot at the problem. Something like how the hillbilles get their Oxy now — a “fibromyalgia” type deal. Slap a DSM 6 diagnosis on it — call it “urban disaffective disorder;” blame whitey and capitalism — make it “free” under Obamacare, and there you go.

joe
joe
Reply to  thezman
7 years ago

Off topic, an inspiration I had for facetiously arguing against illegal immigrants and refugees. I call it ” Let democrats vote as many times as they want” They are going to cheat until they get their way anyhow, if we just let them commit voter fraud they won’t have to divide all that welfare money so far and we won’t get overrun by all the losers of the 3rd. world. I think this could be made into a good article, and maybe we could get Trump to “promise” that when he’s elected he will partner with congress to enact legislation… Read more »

Karl Horst (Germany)
Karl Horst (Germany)
Reply to  joe
7 years ago

“It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.” – Joseph Stalin. It’s the same everywhere.

Jackrabbit
Jackrabbit
Reply to  thezman
7 years ago

A good read that explores that topic is The Thanatos Syndrome by Walker Percy.

alzaebo
alzaebo
Reply to  thezman
7 years ago

Kidding, right?
Everybody in prison is on tranquilizers and mood suppressants- Wellbutrin, Elavil, Paxil, they can all name a couple of dozen. Similar to the “high school cocktail” prescriptions for so many, many youth in our schools.

Karl Horst (Germany)
Karl Horst (Germany)
Reply to  thezman
7 years ago

Demolition Man – Sylvester Stallone & Wesley Snipes.

joe_mama
joe_mama
Reply to  Severian
7 years ago

I assumed that this was already well underway, albeit through different means. Isn’t that what legalizing recreational pot is all about?

notsothoreau
notsothoreau
7 years ago

The other question is: what will you do with all that extra time? it’s hard to find a place that will hire you if you are 50+. They can’t front load those years so that you can stay in your 20s longer. Your friends and family will still die off, leaving you with more years to be alone. I’ve never understood why living longer would be considered a bonus. Use the years you do have more effectively and deal with the idea that you aren’t immortal.

Eskyman
Member
7 years ago

When I was in my teens, I was an avid consumer of SF: Heinlein, Asimov, van Vogt, E.E. “Doc” Smith and so many more. I couldn’t wait for the “future” where, it seemed, we would all live forever (unless we chose not to, or died through accident.) At that time I could not understand why scientists and doctors weren’t doing everything in their power to achieve immortality. Then as I grew older, and had a family- I began to understand that for every thing there is a time. My interest in living forever began to wane; I wanted a better… Read more »

Kev
Kev
7 years ago

Predicting the future , I have hard enough time predicting the past.

Clayton Bigsby
Clayton Bigsby
7 years ago

of course there may be some things already available….and CHEAP…. Like Metformin….. (sorry for copy and paste but I gotta run out…. hope doing so doesn’t overstep any guidelines) http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/03/12/worlds-first-anti-ageing-drug-could-see-humans-live-to-120/ World’s first anti-ageing drug could see humans live to 120 The world’s first anti-ageing drug will be tested on humans next year in trials which could see diseases like Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s consigned to distant memory. Scientists now believe that it is possible to actually stop people growing old as quickly and help them live in good health well into their 110s and 120s. Although it might seem like science fiction, researchers have already… Read more »

Shelby
Shelby
7 years ago

Do you remember who first said ” if I knew I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself ” ?

ELC
Member
Reply to  Shelby
7 years ago

George Bernard Shaw, I think.

Clayton Bigsby
Clayton Bigsby
7 years ago

Go watch “2001 A Space Odyssey” now, and see what Arthur Clarke and the best minds from NASA thought the future would look like in 2001….. it’s also amazing how well the original 70mm holds up in a widescreen blu ray HD….

LetsPlay
LetsPlay
Member
7 years ago

Hey! Don’t give Big Pharma and bright ideas, ok? Between them, gummint depts like the FDA, the wealge pwofession, and people self-medicating (hey, just one or two extra won’t hurt!”), what could go wrong? Not that I am a shining physical example myself, but people should just take better care of themselves, slow down and enjoy life a bit more. All the stuff about looks is mostly contrived by mass media anyway. Just look at Europeans with their reduced work weeks, lengthy vacations and socialist paradisio’s … don’t they all just look fabuloso at age 50 plus? Better than most… Read more »

Old Codger
Old Codger
Reply to  LetsPlay
7 years ago

Three words can fix this sh*t without chemicals: STOP. BEING. LAZY. I work out a 2-3 times a week for a little more than an hour each time, simply lifting weights and doing high intensity impact training—HIIT (essentially wind sprints) on an exercise bike. The weights get heavier each week, as I add 5 lbs. And the HIIT get a couple minutes longer, up to 12 minutes per session, no more. The young punks at the gym think I’m 55; in reality add 10 years. If you refuse to work hard for 2-3 hours a week, you deserve to end… Read more »

tex
Member
7 years ago

There is good reason to expect a soln for gray hair. An article said our hair retains its natural color but is bleached by peroxide in the follicles as the hair grows out, and there is a chemical that can stop that. It is the same chemical now used to aid a skin condition where patches of very light or pink skin appear on people with very dark skin perhaps most often seen on some black people (don’t recall the name of the condition). I don’t recall the article predicting a time line.

Fishlaw
Fishlaw
7 years ago

Actually, some of the clothing outfits predicted in 1910 are tame compared to what we have now.

Saml Adams
Saml Adams
7 years ago

Lot of VC money flowing into start ups focused on nootropics. You can divide the market into physical and cognitive segments. Virtually everyone I see out in Silicon Valley is running some combo of bio hacks on the cognitive side.

OldGuy
OldGuy
7 years ago

For what it’s worth, old people use walkers either because their legs have quit working normally and/or because of balance problems. Not usually because of low energy.

rkrampus
rkrampus
7 years ago

Any nitric oxide booster

beetroot juice for exampl

Member
7 years ago

I got just a little gray in my hair too. It’s hard to see. It’s hidden by the white stuff. And there used to be a whole lot more of it. I think we’re entering a long period of technological stagnation. There comes a point in the refinement of technologies where the cost of incremental improvements becomes prohibitive. We are at that point with the internal combustion engine and materials. Electrical efficiency, motor and generators and such, are at the point where further improvements are straining the availability of the rare earths that are responsible for all the recent gains.… Read more »

Sam J.
Sam J.
Reply to  Roy Lofquist
7 years ago

“…I think we’re entering a long period of technological stagnation…” I don’t think this is true. Computer power has been increasing right on schedule. In 15 years you will be able to buy a computer chip for $1000 that has the processing power of a human. Right now you can talk to a phone. Cars can drive themselves. I remember typing in DOS commands and punch cards for programming. Genetic engineering has just begun. The new CRISPR technology is going to massively reduce the price and raise the accuracy of genetic engineering. That means much more rapid progress. I see… Read more »

Syd Piffle
Syd Piffle
7 years ago

Considering the pure sciences stalled out in the early 70’s I wouldn’t count on anything major coming down the pike, anytime soon…

LetsPlay
LetsPlay
Member
Reply to  Syd Piffle
7 years ago

Well, there are those who want to “escape” to Mars and are doing their best to get there. They want to get away from all the problems we have on this earth. However, I am reminded of that saying “Wherever you go, there you are!”

As for the rest of it, what’s next for the iPhone? Maybe mind reading so you don’t have to use your digits to enter text any longer? And other relatively trivial pursuits.

tex
Member
7 years ago

There is good reason to expect a soln for gray hair. An article said our hair retains its natural color but is bleached by peroxide in the follicles as the hair grows out, and there is a chemical that can stop that. It is the same chemical now used to aid a skin condition where patches of very pink or white skin appear on people with very dark skin perhaps most often seen on some black people (don’t recall the name of the condition). I don’t recall the article predicting a time line.

tex
Member
Reply to  tex
7 years ago

Sorry for dbl post. The Code tricked me.

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Enquist Pedante\'
Reply to  tex
7 years ago

Technically that was a triple post

Karl Horst (Germany)
Karl Horst (Germany)
7 years ago

If you Google “oldest person in history” you will find quite a few listed in Wiki that made it past the 100-year mark. The oldest on record is Jeanne Calment of France who made it to 122. But even those who made it to the 100-year mark weren’t exactly out playing tennis twice a week. If you go back to the Bible, you will find a number of people who were almost a thousand years old! Genesis records that Methuselah died at 969, Adam died at 930, and Seth died at 912. But we find later in Deuteronomy 34:7, Moses… Read more »

Clayton Bigsby
Clayton Bigsby
Reply to  Karl Horst (Germany)
7 years ago

I definitely don’t have any friends in high places so chemicals are my only hall pass……so to speak….

alzaebo
alzaebo
Reply to  Karl Horst (Germany)
7 years ago

Everybody back then had a ‘history’ of being from a line of extremely long lived ancestors or kings, the Assyrians, for instance. The Bible is largely a political manual, but it began as an attempt to save the scraps of knowledge from dozens of cultures in a shattered world. Those stories were reassigned Hebrew names under the great editing process begun by Solomon, as he created a national book of government authorized, “official” law and history, in order to quell the vicious factional fighting over whose version was supreme.

alzaebo
alzaebo
Reply to  alzaebo
7 years ago

And if you see Methuselah’s ‘years’ as lunar months, he lived a normal span, quite an ace Veena when people generally died by 30.

alzaebo
alzaebo
Reply to  alzaebo
7 years ago

Acheivement – dam that spellchecker demon

LetsPlay
LetsPlay
Member
Reply to  alzaebo
7 years ago

A political manual. Oh yes Wise One and scholar of Old and New Testament Biblical history, languages and culture. A national book of government? Seriously?

LetsPlay
LetsPlay
Member
Reply to  Karl Horst (Germany)
7 years ago

Would you really want to? The way things are going today, not really. That old curse of “May you live in interesting times” kinda loses it’s appeal when you see the trajectory of history repeating itself and the attendant horrors that are likely to follow.

ron
ron
7 years ago

— ‘It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.’

LetsPlay
LetsPlay
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Reply to  ron
7 years ago

Let me guess … Yogi Berra?