The Germ Theory of Stupid

The evolutionary biologist Greg Cochran suggested that homosexuality may be the result of an unknown pathogen. The idea that pathogens could be the root cause of things like heart disease and insanity has been kicking around for a while. Like a lot of speculative science, there’s no money in it until someone finds something concrete and then there’s the politics There’s funding available for genetic research. There’s no money for locating the gay germ.

This may change things.

A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in the US.

The algae virus, never before observed in healthy people, was found to affect cognitive functions including visual processing and spatial awareness.

Scientists at Johns Hopkins Medical School and the University of Nebraska stumbled upon the discovery when they were undertaking an unrelated study into throat microbes.

Surprisingly, the researchers found DNA in the throats of healthy individuals that matched the DNA of a virus known to infect green algae.

Dr Robert Yolken, a virologist who led the original study, said: “This is a striking example showing that the ‘innocuous’ microorganisms we carry can affect behaviour and cognition.

“Many physiological differences between person A and person B are encoded in the set of genes each inherits from parents, yet some of these differences are fuelled by the various microorganisms we harbour and the way they interact with our genes.”

Of the 90 participants in the study, 40 tested positive for the algae virus. Those who tested positive performed worse on tests designed to measure the speed and accuracy of visual processing. They also achieved lower scores in tasks designed to measure attention.

Humans’ bodies contain trillions of bacteria, viruses and fungi. Most are harmless, but the findings of this research show that there some microbes can have a detrimental impact on cognitive functions, while leaving individuals healthy.

The study’s findings were published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

I like how 40 of 90 tested positive for stupidism. At first blush is seems like a blow to the IQ uber alles guys because we have a pretty solid example of environmental factors altering IQ. That would support the argument that improved environment (no stupid germs) will improve IQ. It also means that maybe the Flynn Effect is just the result of better hygiene, not better school. Just as better food supplied results in taller humans, better hygiene results in smarter humans. That would, of course, support many of the claims from the HBD crowd regarding IQ.

I would be curious about the race of the participants. If it turned out that the 40 were all from a certain place I think I would blow a funny fuse.

5 thoughts on “The Germ Theory of Stupid

  1. Medical doctors are incapable of doing scientific research: bad designs, stunningly wrong stats, confusion of cause and effect and general all around stupidity.

  2. So maybe liberalism/progressivism is a virus? Could explain why it is so easily transmitted in city environs and not so much in rural settings. Hmmmmm

  3. I like how 40 of 90 tested positive for stupidism. At first blush is seems like a blow to the IQ uber alles guys because we have a pretty solid example of environmental factors altering IQ.

    Not quite that solid. The presence of the virus hardly means it’s causing the infected subjects’ low IQs. Interesting first step, but without meaning, at this time.

    • Not quite that solid. The presence of the virus hardly means it’s causing the infected subjects’ low IQs. Interesting first step, but without meaning, at this time.

      No doubt. I was having too much fun with it to make any serious points. A sample size of 90 is also another give away. I’m not dismissive of the roles of pathogens, but I’m not optimistic anything will ever come of it.

  4. This stuff is why I’ve been reading this blog, though I come from the wrong tribe and disagree with a good three quarters of what is in the posts, let alone the comments.

    But yes, once you account for the “trillions of bacteria, viruses. and fungi” there is little less. A huge portion if not most of human behavior can be accounted for the mix of these micro-organisms at any one time, and you can change anyones behaviour if you can knowingly alter the mix. This is probably true for all complex animals, but only humans claim to have consciousness and to be able to control our destiny.

    Genes are important -and also can be altered- but probably to a lesser extent.

    How this pertains to everyone’s obsession with race, pretty much all the red tribe thinking and much of the blue tribe thinking is informed with Calvinism, the idea that people’s characters are handed down from God and can never be changed. This itself was a reimportation into the Christian context of what had been the pagan view. But its completely unscientific. You can completely change people -if you knew how to do it and had some idea of what you wanted to change them into.

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