The Progressive Timeline

A topic of interest amongst many crime-thinkers, as well as some mainstream writers who secretly read crime-thinkers for column material, is why Progressives can never come to terms with the fact that they have been in charge of most of society for generations. It’s as if they have been asleep for the last fifty years or were taught an alternative history.

Detroit collapses in on itself and Progressive are out in the streets protesting as if the city was run by a secret cabal of Free Masons. They demand change and the implementation of their preferred solutions. Left out is the fact they were the ones in charge for fifty odd years and they had implemented all of their preferred polices, causing the collapse.

Race is the most obvious big social issue which has been totally controlled by Progressives. Since the 1950’s, the Left has had a free hand in trying tonmake the races get along. They even control the definition of “getting along.” Despite this, the last few years has been a non-stop campaign to “fix” race, as well as a cynical effort to cause a race war.

After the church shooting, every member of the Cult was out in the streets claiming nothing has changed since the last time a white guy killed a bunch of black people, which was fifty years ago. Normal people would look at the near total absence of white on black crime in the South, relative to the bad old days, as an amazing development. To the Left, this has not happened and it is still 1955.

My theory for why Progressives have a folded timeline is that their religion is synchronic versus diachronic and it is emotional. The Western tradition, informed by the Catholic scholarly traditions, is diachronic and dispassionate. History is a series of events, each influencing the other. The French Revolution, for example, led to Napoleon, the latter being the result of the former.

The Progressive sense of history is synchronic and emotional. The Civil Rights Movement has enormous emotional resonance with the left so it is of constant interest and talked about as if it happened yesterday. On the other hand, the near total domination of America urban centers by Progressive politicians has no emotional resonance so may as well have happened ten thousand years ago or not at all.

This jumps out when talking with millennials, who have been marinated in the New Religion throughout their schooling. Even those who ostensibly reject the one true faith have this emotional timeline baked into their thinking. They divide the past into two parts. There are those events that happened a long time ago before they were around and those events that happened in their time, which are all consuming.

For instance, I recently was talking with a millennial about mobile phones. He made the comment that life must have been rough before Steve Jobs invented the iPhone. He just assumed that this thing important to him, was a seminal moment in history. When I explained to him that I had a mobile phone in the 1980’s, I may as well have told him I lived in the age of dragons. He was incredulous.

I think this explains the current moral panic over the Confederate flag. In the Progressive timeline, the Civil War looms large, casting a shadow over everything. Their emotional response to the flag is the same as abolitionists felt in the 19th century. It’s why plagiarists like Doris Kearns Goodwin try so hard to make Lincoln into a Progressive Democrat.

It’s also why after half a century that we are still treated to JFK retrospectives around the anniversary of his death. Kennedy was an insignificant figure in American history, but he looms large in the Progressive imagination, even larger than FDR. The reason is he was “martyred” and then turned into a saint in the Cult of Modern Liberalism. The real JFK would have been revolted by modern liberalism, but the mythological one is the Brigham Young of the faith.

A strange little book I read a long time ago is The Man Who Folded Himself, by Star Trek writer David Gerrold. The premise is that the timeline can be folded on itself so that points separated by eons can appear to be moments apart. That’s the mind of the Progressive. Events of great emotional import are clustered together on their timeline in the near past. Everything else is scattered in the distant past, many beyond the event horizon.

The result of this folded timeline is a historical amnesia. It is, perhaps, a defense mechanism to deal with disconfirmations. When the prophesies do not come true, those events quickly recede into the distant past so the believer can maintain their faith. Think about how chronic gamblers never remember their loses, but remember every cent they won.

Those events that fit the narrative are always in their minds as if they just happened. Sometimes, they confuse the imaginary events like the Mathew Shepherd murder with real events. Just the other day a moonbat brought this case with me. When I pointed out that he was not, in fact, a victim of homophobia, the moonbat was incredulous. I had to provide proof and they were still insisting it could have happened.

Oddly, the Dark Ages are described as the period when the barbarians snuffed out the light of Rome. That’s not exactly true, but it is useful. What will we call the period when the fanatics turn out the lights on the past, disconnecting us from material reality? Maybe in  the future, our time will be known as the start of the Blind Ages.

17 thoughts on “The Progressive Timeline

  1. More to the point, Leftism, in the economic sphere, is offering solutions to problems, such as the overgrowth of trusts and monopolies, or the progressive immiseration of the masses, which either never existed at all, or which were last seen in the Victorian Era.

  2. Brilliant. Bravo. I have referred to the current age as the Dark Ages. What is commonly called the Dark Ages, as you say, is something of a misnomer.

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  6. Thank you for this insightful commentary.

    One of the (many) odd things about the climate debate is this: only during a period about 20-25 years long, from the late 1970s to the late 1990s or early 2000s, have CO2 atmospheric concentration and global mean surface temperature been observed to go up together. At all other times, when CO2 has gone up, temperature has not.

    To those not laboring under preconceived notions, this 20-25 year period can be perceived to be a coincidence.

    But not to the CO2’ers: that 25-year period was when the CO2 mania really took hold among the scientists, academics, and politicians. And nothing that happened before, and nothing that’s happened since, can shake them out of their certain conviction that CO2 determines temperature above all other factors.

    Though there has been no statistically significant trend in global mean surface temperature in the 21st Century, to the faithful, it’s still the 1990s.

  7. Another example of how time stands still for Progressives is the matter of sex education in schools. I’m 55, and I remember sitting through sex ed in the 5th grade. And mine was hardly the pioneer class; it had been offered in schools for quite a few years before. Yet Progressives never tire of advocating for sex education as if it were a daringly brand new idea. They talk as if kids today are being brought up dangerously ignorant of their bodies, like Carrie. Yet if you think about it, anyone Carrie’s age today is being raised by parents who themselves experienced sex education in school. (Unless they’re immigrants from some benighted foreign land, but THAT is never suggested.) Whatever the problems young people are having with sex today, sex education in school can’t be the solution, or it would have been solved decades ago. Yet this never deters Progressives from insisting that sex ed somehow holds the key, and it’s only the ignorant, religious parents (who somehow made their way from 1950 to the present through a time portal) who are standing in the way of well-adjusted sexual happiness for all.

    • When I was a grade schooler in the ’40s, I learned about sex the old fashioned way – standing on the corner under the street light at night listening to the older guys talk. Sixty years married and six successful kids later, it has served me well.

    • Twenty years ago I had a debate with a moonbat friend over sex ed. I pointed out to him that we had been teaching sex ed for fifty years. In that time all the measures went the wrong way. He refused to believe we were teaching sex ed in schools at the time had been doing so for decades.

      Just the other day, the same moonbat said something to the effect that we needed to add sex ed to the school curriculum.

  8. I am not making this up. I was at a party with some Hollywood technical types once. There were a couple of women there from the creative side as well. One of them was holding forth on the evil of the Boy Scouts (this was around ’99, a few years before the anti-Scouting campaign hit the big time… which supports the contention I’ve seen here and elsewhere that these IO campaigns are disseminated and honed internal to the cult for years before they launch in the media). She said she had a Boy Scout handbook from the 15th century and how it said that masturbation was bad and how evil and ignorant and wrong it was to ever even write such a thing. I had already been conditioned to not challenge a cult member when they were speaking the revealed truth, so I instead asked how the handbook could be from the 15th century when Scouting was founded around 1910. She looked at me with a mixture of disgust and pity, rolled her eyes and said, “Duh, its the 15th edition.” I replied with, “Well I guess Jesus must have used the first edition when he was a Scout.” I didn’t lose my friends (not cult members) but I didn’t get invited to any more of their parties.

    Off topic, but scrolling through the social mediums today, and while my conservative friends were observing a stunned silence over teh ghey marriage, my liberal friends’ posts seemed to fall in three general categories:

    • “Bwaa ha, ha. We’re coming for you next, you filthy, evil christianists! Yes you!”
    • The “victory lap” with multiple postings of rainbow flags, photos of the White House lit up in rainbow colors, and (there seems to be an app online that will do this) pictures of themselves in rainbow colors.
    • “Why yes comrade, I have always supported the workers and peasants soviets and the All Union Communist (Bolshevik) Party.”

    Just some intel based on a not insignificant, but not statistically sound sample.

  9. When teaching a class once I mentioned that I can recall seeing my first ad for a ‘home computer’ which, IIRC, has a staggering 1mb of memory and required hooking up to the TV to show that you could repeat a word (in black and white) multiple times across the screen if you got the BASIC coding right

    My students were both appalled and fascinated. How did those dark days exist before computers? they wanted to know. How did you meet people without the interwebz to assist? What on earth did you do for entertainment?

    And what about the lolz, hey!?

    I have to admit I couldn’t recall. It was such long time ago I had no idea how I met my wife or contacted friends, or how I learned things, had no idea how I passed the time. But then it was such dark period how could I know?

    • We tend to suppress those unpleasant memories of the time spent foraging for nuts and berries. When we weren’t cowering in the undergrowth, hiding from the dinosaurs. At least we had it better than our parents. Nobody should have to walk to school in 5 foot snow drifts, uphill.
      Both ways!

  10. I’ll give Marley some props, he had a decent grasp of reality. As for our progressive Moonbats, their brains have been so seriously warped by an indoctrinating education system that they can barely tell time as the above piece shows. Very soon the SHTF and these poor uneducated souls will be the first to fall victim to the peril that is coming to us from outside the country. 70+ people were killed today and no one cared who or what they wanted to sleep with. these killers only cared about the fact that they were not muslim and are daily emboldened by the ineptitude of western leadership. its gonna be a long hot summer

  11. Bob Marley said it best : If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from. The problem is that people today don’t know their history, thanks to the Leftist control of education. Conservatives understood this far too late.

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