I was raped in another life by an ancestor of Larry Ellison, Michael Bloomberg, Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Steve Ballmer and George Soros. Since these men are all Jewish, the numbers say they share a common ancestor, if we go back far enough. That guy raped by ancestor and according to the new rules of epigentics, I am now suffering emotionally from it. I plan to sure them for billions.

That’s absurd, of course, but we are nearing a point where this sort of stuff  is moving from the absurd to the commonplace. This is an example of it.

Nebraska football coach Mike Riley and his former school, Oregon State, face a federal Title IX lawsuit filed by a woman who said she was raped as a result of the coach’s failure to correct a sexually violent culture in the program, according to a report by The Oregonian.

The woman said she was raped by a player’s cousin in October 1999 as a freshman at Oregon State.

Riley coached the San Diego Chargers in 1999 but led the program at Oregon State in 1997 and 1998 and from 2003 to 2014. He was hired at Nebraska in November and is set to coach his first game at the school Saturday.

Riley said in a statement released by Nebraska that he was he was made aware of the complaint Tuesday and previously did not know of the incident. He declined, in the statement, to comment specifically on the matter.

“However, I am committed to a harassment-free culture in our football program,” Riley said, “and I am continually seeking ways to expand our student education program. Sexual assault is a horrendous crime and has no place in our society.”The woman, seeking $7.5 million in damages, said she was raped after drinking at an off-campus party. She said she was taken to another apartment, unable to fight off her attackers as she faded out of consciousness, according to lawsuit.

To summarize, a woman is suing because 15 years ago she has a fuzzy recollection of maybe participating in a drunken gang-bang, which may or may not have included a football player. As a result, she now expects to get $7.5 million, since it was so long ago and she really does not remember, but a rape occurred near there once.

Life is unfair. Women get raped and their attackers walk free. It is a tough crime to prove under the best of circumstances. It’s made more difficult by false claims, regularly made by women simply looking for a payday. It is the cost of not sticking with the old rules about bearing false witness. Throw a few broads in jail for 20 years when they are revealed to have falsely accused a man of rape and this problem fixes itself.

Similarly, make it clear that getting blind drunk with a bunch of strange men eliminates your right to cry rape.This is not to say raping drunken coeds is OK. I’m making the obvious point that it is a very bad idea for a young girls to get drunk with a bunch of men. We used to know this and work hard to keep it from happening. We used to know that if Helen of Sparta was just a bit more modest Troy would still be standing.

The counter to this is that this case will be tossed as soon as it gets to a judge. That’s fine but the cost of defending this lunacy is not just paid for by the accused. Women everywhere suffer by lowering the bar this way. The more fake rape claims we get, the less likely we are to take the real claims seriously. We used to know that too, long ago in another country.