The other day I was listening to this interesting podcast from Keven Grace and Kevin Steele, two hosers from some place called “Canada.” Both had careers in the media and now they don’t, presumably due to the local blasphemy laws. I’ve listened to a number of their interviews I found on YouTube. For those interested in hate-think and the haters who founded hate-thinkery, their interviews of Gottfried, Sailer, Taylor and others are a good introduction to the hate. They ask good questions and get good answers.
The podcast on music is interesting if you enjoy thoughtful discussion of the business side of popular culture. If you are under the age of 80, you just assume that pop music is a feature of society. It’s hard to think about a time when there was no such thing as pop stars or hit songs played on the radio. The music business did not exist a hundred years ago, at least not in the way we think about it today. It was after the war that cheap radios, cheap record players and a prosperous middle-class birthed modern pop music culture.
If you read a book like The Wrecking Crew, you see that much of what we think of as rock and roll lifestyle was manufactured. The early years of pop music were dominated by old experienced guys from the jazz and big band scenes. They wrote the music, recorded the songs and made the hits. The acts that turned up on TV and radio were often just front men, hired to be the face of the act. From the very beginning, music was a business designed to make money, not music, for the people who owned the music business.
One of the things I found interesting from the podcast is that the music industry, the people involved in the business end of things, is about half the size it was at its peak. A couple of years ago I did a post on the state of music. Per capita music sales have collapsed from their peak 15 years ago. That peak was largely a bubble created by the advent of the compact disc. Everyone went out and repurchased their music collection in the new digital format. A lot of old stuff was remastered for the new format and that boosted sales too.
We are now in a time when selling songs is no longer very profitable. Often, bands will put their new releases on YouTube free of charge. The song itself is a form of marketing for their live shows. In my youth, the opposite was the case. Bands went on tour to promote their latest album. The tickets to the show were often cheaper than the album. Now, anything you want is on-line so trying to monetize the songs has become a lost cause. As a result, the focus is on making money from the live shows.
In many respects, pop music is back to where it was before the great wars of the 20th century. In the 19th century, sheet music was the item of value in the music business. Many of our intellectual property laws, in fact, come from efforts to protect the owners of sheet music. The main source of income for musicians, however, was the live act. They went around performing for customers. It is where the expression “sing for your supper” started. Often musicians were paid, in part, with a meal.
There are some important lessons in the history of pop music. One is that cultural phenomenon have a life cycle. They come into existence, blossom and then die off. The music business is never going to go completely away. There’s still money to be made marketing acts and managing the production of recorded music, but the boom times are over. It is, as they say in business, a mature sector now. It’s not a business attracting wild men looking for adventure. Instead it attracts MBA’s moving through the corporate system. “This is Josh, who came over from the petro-chemical division.”
Pop music’s impact on the greater culture is also largely over. There will never be another Beatles or Rolling Stones. That’s because “American culture” is over. Prior to the two great industrial wars of the 20th century, America did not have a unified national culture. It was federation of regions. New England may as well have been a different country from the Deep South or the Southwest. The South was very different from Appalachia. There was no unified “American” culture to which all the regional cultures submitted.
The great national project of conquering Europe and Asia opened the door for the flowering of an American culture after the war. Into it was drawn anything that could be sold as celebrating this new world power. It is why what we think of as American pop culture blew up after the war. In music, for example, producers scoured the land looking for authentic American sounds to package up and sell, in order to meet the demand of this new growing thing called Americana. It even went global, in search of spice to ad to the mix.
Like the music business itself, the great unifying national culture that blossomed in the 20th century has run its course. America is, to a great degree, falling back to its natural, regional state. Just look at the popularity of movies and TV shows by region and you see old weird America emerging again. Live acts now setup their tours to reflect the fact that they have greater appeal in some regions than in others. If you are a country act, for example, there’s no point in booking a lot of dates in the north, outside of the one-off festivals in the summer that feature a variety of acts.
That’s another lesson from pop music. The past is the actualized, the present is the actualizing and the future in the potential. Culture is that middle part, standing on the past in an effort to realize the potential that lies in the future. Once culture attains its natural end, it dies. What’s left is what it created. The grand unified pop culture of the Cold War era is now like an old factory building that has been renovated to be lofts, shops and boutique restaurants. It’s influence on what comes next is purely utilitarian.
A couple or 3 years ago I had to decide when it was time to move on to a new position in the company. It was a latteral move but it felt like it was time since I had just beaten a hated vendor about the head and shoulders and got us into a better, first of it’s kind in the industry agreement with their competitor. I was a hero to all who hated the former vendor. The deciding factor was when I broke it down to two famous bands that you mentioned.: Who would I rather be…The Beatles or… Read more »
I used to go to a lot of concerts. They were cheap and usually fun. One of the best shows I saw was the Ramones playing a small club in Portland. Frankly, the music is just so plastic these days. It’s overworked and nothing is spontaneous. I also think the popularity of rap killed popular music. Black music used to trigger the creative in white musicians. Rap is such a narrow field that it doesn’t. Country music is unrecognizable as being rural music, for the most part. Most of the new music I’ve discovered has come from services like Pandora.
I sense a cultural shift in the offing, but I don’t know how it will ultimately play out. I have a daughter in her middle teens, and her favorite music is the same new wave and punk that her parents listened to when they were young adults. And its not just parental influence at work – for her the question of whether the popular music of the late 70s and 80s is far more creative and rebellious than the music of today is not even worth discussing. I can’t imagine growing up in a world where you freely admit that… Read more »
About ten years ago, I was at a client and some of the younger people were talking about music. I did not think much of it at first, until I realized that these kids were listening to music that was even before my time. They were into early 70’s stuff. I had to ask and the answer was, “modern music is all the same.” Since then I’ve run into this a few times. It’s a very weird thing and I don’t know how common it is, but it is common enough to notice. My hunch is that music may have… Read more »
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You had post recently about Milo and whether “they” would let him on their stage. I think that
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My 23-year-old son makes fun of me for saying the ’70s produced the best music ever made — but I notice that his favorite bands come from the ’80s.
I quit listening to pop music about fifteen years ago, so much of the discussion is lost on me. What I think is significant about all this is the idea that politics is downstream from culture. If we are witnessing the passing of an age of centralization and into one of a return of regionalization in culture, what implications does this have for the future of politics? Does this mean that we will see a return of old fashioned federalism? We are already seeing a president returning much of environmental enforcement back to the states. What’s next?
I don’t think any of the bands mentioned were not playing *25* years ago 😛
A recent trend also is the move away from a dedicated music library. In my basement, I have upwards of 500 CDs. They’re all digitized now, and I have playlists for this and that. But the thing I’ve noticed lately is that, thanks to my Apple Music subscription, I don’t actually dive into my personal collection nearly as much as I once did. I can have a thought or a memory for 20 years ago pop into my head, remember a song, and ask Siri to play it – and the entire album – for me. I also don’t actually… Read more »
This is a problem that pop music cannot address. In the prior era, there was a B-side. That was a way to advertise the act beyond the radio. of course, music companies bribed DJ’s to play songs. The change to on-demand makes marketing much more difficult. The narrowness of pop music is due to risk aversion and the cost of taking chances going up. If you are a music company, there’s no incentive to bet on a new act or a new sound.
There used to be albums. If I heard a song I liked, I might buy the whole album and listen to it start to finish. If the song on the radio was the only good one – that band went on my sh*t list.
But sometimes, the rest of the album was even better and the songs that were never made the radio turned out to be my favorites. That’s the high we chased at the record stores.
That’s why I love the digital format. I used to have a “3 song rule”…if the album didn’t have three on it I liked (whether the radio played it or not was irrelevant to me), I didn’t buy it. Now I can hear a song I like, and buy it, and not waste my time with 11 filler songs. There’s a lot of great, classic, AOR music out there still, but it’s mostly legacy bands creating it. I’ll listen to entire albums to this day for new acts, but it’s rare that I find a cover-to-cover product with 8-10 songs… Read more »
The shift away from radio to streaming will resolve some of that. For example, there’s a station I listen to which plays rock music, commercial free, and it’s all over the map in terms of the bands. They don’t play stuff on “heavy rotation”, but since it’s all digital, I can look the song up later since my phone remembers all the songs it has played recently. The big thing happening in music is the narrowing of the sounds and genres. Everything is starting to sound the same as the music companies target the octaves, harmonies, beats per minute, etc.… Read more »
”music companies bribed DJ’s to play songs.” This may surprise you, but https://infogalactic.com/info/Payola still exists (and if done correctly, is legal) through two means: Under U.S. law, 47 U.S.C. § 317, a radio station can play a specific song in exchange for money, but this must be disclosed on the air as being sponsored airtime, and that play of the song should not be counted as a “regular airplay”. The other tactic is the station(s) don’t benefit directly. Record Company ponies up a sum of money/car(s)/motorcycle(s) to be given away as listener prizes. In exchange, their featured artists get priority.… Read more »
depends on if you can hear the difference between an mp3 (as Apple uses) and full quality cd.
I totally can, but it doesn’t bother me much. My brother whines about this, and I just look at him and laugh as I push two buttons and pull up a great song we haven’t heard in 25 years. “Yeah, you go find that CD, I’ll be up here listening to the music.” Besides, when do I mostly listen to music? In the car, at work, etc. so I’m not going full blown audiophile often. I keep several AOR disks in the truck just so I can blow the doors off sometimes. But mostly it doesn’t bother me, and as… Read more »
well, you can rip your cd’s into FLAC format and get the best of both worlds 🙂
I hardly ever listen to albums- all playlists on my ipod
The Ramones, the last America band that made this Englishman love America and when I found Johnny was that rare bird a conservative musician… I loved them even more.
Great post. I am amazed/impressed at how technical you guys get with music. When my grandson discovered music he threw himself into the tech part, tells me all the time how hopelessly ignorant I am about the fine tuning of my stereo. My first concert was a smallish gathering in Miami or Lauderdale in 67 or 68. I was sober and straight, and sat through Leon redbone, Blue Cheer, Frank Zappa and the Mother of Inventions, and a host of other wannabes. It finally got dark and a helicopter landed on the track and out came Jimi Hendrix. I had… Read more »
It’s not just the money side that has declined, it’s the enthusiasm. I don’t even know how to explain to my son the chaos and craziness of an 80’s rock concert. I can’t think of a current act that can generate the madness of many bands in the 80’s. Seeing the J. Geils Band in Massachusetts in ’83 was craziest party I’ve ever attended.
Can any new band generate a spontaneous Nuremberg Rally with an arena-full of 20-year-olds in the middle of a song? I watch ’89 Metallica videos as much for the crowd shots as the music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYh9Lyvr0P8
Every time I see someone mention a Miley Cyrus or some other “outrageous” girl act, I think of the Plasmatics. Much of what powered pop music was taboo breaking and once all the taboos were broken, a lot of energy drained from it.
That and so many other things to distract young people. AC/DC was a lot more exciting when we had 5 tv channels, pong video games, and no internet.
and Angus wasn’t 60+ years old 😛
The ability to play in front of a live audience has declined too. AC/DC put on great shows because they cut their teeth doing live shows. I saw Tom Petty a couple of years ago and I was amazed at how professional it was. These are guys who have played a lot of live shows and they are good at it. They’ve always been good at it because they got their start playing in bars. I think what hurts a lot of the current acts is they got their start in an audition at the corporate campus of Music Inc.… Read more »
All our HS dances were live bands- no HS has live music for their bands anymore.
…for their DANCES… Good thing I’m not a teacher or something…
My wife and her brothers grew up in Pasadena when Van Halen was doing high school dances. David Lee Roth lives around the corner from my wife’s childhood home. Can you imagine going to a dance where VH was playing?
there is a grainy video of them playing at someone’s party (in a private home) from around then…
Well I was at a high school “sock hop” and the band was a local act called The James Gang. Pretty good guitar player.
I saw AC/DC the first time back in 1976 or 77 or ?? when they warmed up for Alice Cooper. You see their full shows imagine them all out for 45 minutes. It was one of the wildest things I’ve ever seen. The whole set was loud and ferocious.
I think the driver for all this is the emergence of a dominant technology. Television emerged in the 50’s and became the dominant technology, and that allowed only a few to control information. In the 90’s the Internet emerged, and now there’s no control of information, so culture is fracturing. You can see this kind of reshaping of cultures by new technology all throughout history. The printing press, then the telegraph, telephone, radio, etc.
R.I.P. Wendy O
This.
Not that your children will believe you. It’s in the nature of youth to claim that they are breaking new ground, but when I see the tame and staid concerts my children go to, all choreographed to within an inch of their lives, and think about The Faces concerts I used to go to in the early Seventies – think drunken, but deliriously happy mayhem, or the early punk bands in some crappy music pub in North London in ’76/’77, they don’t even know they’re born!
My brother took me to see Ted Nugent in the late 70’s. He and his biker club were into Nugent at the time. I was still a kid and I was pretty sure that I was at the suburbs of Hell. You just don’t see stuff like that these days or for a long time. The last concert I recall having anything like a wild scene was the Live Aid show. That was still pretty tame, but nowadays, the scene at a show is something close to comatose.
People actual sit in their seats while the band plays – crazy.
Drake I can attest to that. Last May in St. Charles IL the Jason Bonham Led Zeppelin Experience was hosted. My date was upset nobody was standing. I agreed with her and supported her choice to stand. Some very unhappy campers behind her. I sat out of respect though. By the way they all nailed it!!…as they should have…it isn’t called “Experience” for nothing. I drum a little and always liked Jason. He is on my “to see” list every year from now on.
That still happens with festivals – Ozzfest, Lollapalooza, and regional ones put on by Clear Channel. Wild partying, and bands that actually sing (songs they wrote) and play instruments.
You won’t see another Live Aid or Woodstock because events that big are too hard to keep from degenerating into mayhem: https://infogalactic.com/info/Woodstock_%2799
I saw Ted at this huge festival outside of Atlanta Ga. I believe it was him Blackfoot and Molly Hatchet. Complete bedlam. Everyone was drunk out their minds. I think it was 4th of July. I remember this poor rat that someone somehow caught that they kept throwing around until it really bit the shit out of this drunken fool. There were ambulances going back and forth constantly. It was so hot I think a bunch of people fell out from heat stroke. The rest from people fighting. I can’t imagine anything put together so slapdash today. It was just… Read more »
I think that a lot of the energy that drove the band scene of our youths has shifted to raves. A very different scene, but serves the same needs.
you may be onto something, especially given the amount of drugs used at raves. Ecstasy is a helluva drug <= Rick James quote, paraphrased
I have very fond memories of attending concerts and club shows in my musical playing and listen prime – from a sixteen year-old teenager who’d just bought his first car and stereo system to my mid-thirties or so. I lived in the Chicago area in those days, NW suburbs, so it was Poplar Creek Music Theater – and outdoor venue which hosted big-name, big-draw acts like Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, .38 Special, Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band, and Stevie Ray Vaughn, to name a few. The atmosphere at those shows was something – and I think the… Read more »
Another phenomenon, strange to me, is hte music video with bands or others doing all sorts of activities, often only vaguely connected to the lyrics.And the related spread of the ubiquity of music, or muzak, everywhere. Even as late as the early 1960s people did not take it for granted there would be a “soundtrack” for their lives.
Oh, I don’t know. In my head I hear the Imperial March by John Williams every time I enter a room…
Rurik- I’m sure you remember the Underbeats , The Castaways , Michael’s Mystics and the Trashmen, among others. Ever go to Big Reggie’s Danceland? I was too young, but when I was in college I was hitching back to St. Paul from St. Cloud and got picked up by Big Reggie himself! As Z says, more of a business guy than a music guy. THe Underbeats got some national run as Gypsy in the early ’70s.
Umma mao mao, poppa uuuu mao ma mao …..Don’t you know about the bird …
How did you know I was your landsman. Teddy-’64, I was. I don’t remember Big Reggie or the Underbeats, but yes to the Castaways.
Everybody knows that The Bird is the word.
Agree with it all, but found it a bit strange that you referenced two English bands – the Beatles and Rolling Stones – for your comment about the great unified American culture.
I did that on purpose. The whole British invasion thing was English lads with high verbal skills, repackaging American musical types for the new American mass market. In other words, the gaping maw of “American” culture suddenly swallowed up the rest of the Anglosphere.
The juggernaut of American pop culture descended on the UK just as its empire was being swept away. The empire was largely a middle-class enterprise and its loss freed up a lot of human potential and creativity that might have gone into maintaining it. Many of those middle-class children and grandchildren who might have inherited it looked around for something to do and formed rock and roll bands instead. The energy, the vibrancy, and the inventiveness of the popular music that came out of the UK during the later half of the 20th century was the result – it’s just… Read more »
English bands they were, but their members, along with other UK greats like Eric Clapton, Peter Green, etc., were devoted admirers and imitators of the American bluesmen. Google where Brian Jones got the name “Rolling Stones”, for another example.
When security guards pull a TSA and confiscate even bottled water, well, the concert scenes are pretty much dead zombies, only livened by a gang shooting.
Interesting how much of Apple was built on music. And if you read the Jobs biography how much of his philosophy was pulled from pop music. Not sure if it was true or written to fit that agenda of the author. Lucky we didn’t have Jobs a follower of Gaga
You haven’t lived until you listen to a Mariachi Band (Brownsville, Texas) play Horse With No Name.
My grandson has promised to play ‘Comfortably Numb’ by Pink Floyd at my funeral.
My five kids all discovered our extensive record collection in their middle school years and to today many of their favorite tunes are from the 60’s on. They “discovered” the really good music from “antiquity I’m told” and shared with their friends. My wife and I smiled. Oh, and the technology we’ve had to learn, 45’s, LP’s, 8 track, cassette, reel to reel, cd’s, MP3, downloadeds, streaming………I may be at the end. I think I am going to cue a cut on a favorite vinyl tonight and relax.
Slightly OT, but go to YouTube and look up the movie “Get Crazy”. Not much of a plot, but more a series of vignettes around putting on a New Year’s Eve concert. From the early ’80s and a “lost movie”, due to music licensing issues. The manic and anarchic sex-drugs-rock and roll is so far beyond what you see today, but probably not far off from the then-reality, of course done up in a screwball movie production fashion. Written and produced by a guy who worked at the Fillmore East back in the day.
another interesting trend is the rise of cover bands. evidently there are few new rock bands of any import (U2 being the exception that comes to mind) so there are lots of cover bands doing big business playing the old greats. with respect to the geriatric (literally) lineup at Coachella this year, I would much prefer to see a young(ish) cover band than a 70 year old original.
A couple of years ago I was in a faux British pub in Massachusetts. Their live act was a Beatles cover band. They were all kitted out as the early Beatles, down to the haircuts and instruments. If you did not know better, you would have though you were back in Liverpool. It was a bit creepy too as they extended the act to talking like the Beatles between songs. Still, the patrons had a fun time. I later learned that this group toured all over the world, presumably making a nice living at it.
Dark Star Orchestra does the same, only they recreate Grateful Dead shows- they do not dress the part though. I I went to a DSO show once, I enjoyed it, but it was kinda creepy.
BTW I love the Grace and Steele podcast- nothing better than two bitter old Canucks rambling on. They never mention hockey, though. Strange, that!
The best place I’ve ever found for this kind of thing is Singapore, or at least it was, 20 years ago. The market was cornered by Filipino bands, each of them covering different classic rock sounds, Beatles, Stones, and so forth. Go for a stroll along Clarke Quay and pick any nightspot – at the time there was a different band and sound for each one. The music and the lyrics were precisely mimicked to all of the old standards – and it was nearly impossible to distinguish the live performers from the original blockbuster recordings. Boggles the mind to… Read more »
That thing about cover bands actually makes me think. I wonder if that is what will stick around just for the next generation until we’re all dead. Because popular orchestras were always playing covers – that is, they were playing what was popular. I’m talking about the jazz orchestras and even latin orchestras, and perhaps tango orchestras also fall into this kind of thing: you play the hits, the golden oldies. You could say that Classical Music is just another version of a cover band, for those who have a taste for that style of music. Much like you can… Read more »
Rock music is in steep decline. it no longer commands the center of the pop culture, or even the music culture. Most of the talent is going into other genres.
It’s remarkable that the music of Mozart, Beethoven, et. al., is still performed and listened to several hundred years after their deaths.
I will speculate that 100 years from today, very few folks will be playing or listening to the music of the Beatles or Rolling Stones or other rock “legends.”
What do you all think??
And why??
What explains the persistence of certain music genres and the literal disappearance of most others?
Is it a cultural thing?? (check out the number of Asians in US music schools and orchestras) .
i disagree. the great rock bands of yore will still be played, for the same reason Beethoven (still) are.
If small children are still singing The Camptown Races and Ring Around the Rosie today, and it’s been 100-200-300 years, a lot of what we’re listening to today will still be around. The fact that you can have any music you want on command just by asking your phone for it, and the fact that there will always be a group of people who like to go back and rediscover music, means we’ll be listening to a lot of music from the past 80 years well into the 2300’s. Not all “pop” music is disposable garbage, just like not all… Read more »
People will be listening to the Stones 500 years from now.
If I might add …. Part of the death of pop music is the sorry excuse for melody and lyric. Compare a swath of today’s pop hits with a swath from the early 70s … or even the late 60s or further back for real music. I listen to what’s on offer today and I hear shouting in a monotone … there is no melody to remember or hum at work …. The musicians are usually trained studio types as the garage band types are too distracted to find time to learn to play an instrument decently. And …. Choreography… Read more »
What is interesting to me is how fragmented musical choice is today. When the record was still king, music was broken down into specific formats. Pop/Rock, Jazz, Country, Classical. Over time you had other categories inserted like Techno, World Music, Fusion, etc. I have a hard time categorizing contemporary popular music in this day and age. Let’s face it: Music is a young man’s business and the young drive it. Look at all the popular music you loved and the age you loved it at. It is still “your music”. The artists that played it had a shelf life. Their… Read more »
I can’t get into the modern country music that’s played on the radio. I’m still listening to Tammy Wynette and George Jones.
Can you read music? Probably not.
We have changed.
The sheet music business was busy in the 19th and early 20th century because most people could read music in those days? Outside of your high school band members, who do you know who can read music today?
I was told by my girlfriend’s mom, back in the day, who was in charge of the local high school district’s music department and also the area youth symphony, that she was quite aware that none of the music kids could actually read music, and that every single one of them simply memorized the notes. This was back in the mid ’70s.
I was in that orchestra. Not so. I don’t know where you’re from, but any bandgeek will tell you that sight reading is a cornerstone of any well run music education program, and it gets emphasized to this day in all that are worth a damn, and about half at least are still worth a damn.
That crap you saw in the Drumline movie about reading music is a myth in a movie.
I watched the documentary on The Wrecking Crew. Probably not as good as the book but it had some great footage.
I’m a Millennial (sorry, it happens!) and that documentary blew my mind for one reason. They had beach shots interspersed with the music stuff and I finally got why older media talks about California girls as the most gorgeous girls in the world. If you grew up in the nineties and later, “I wish they all could be California girls” just does not match up with the reality around you.
Glad to see more people discussing the problem of pop music. It is so ubiquitous most would struggle to explain it or imagine anything else.
https://colonyofcommodus.wordpress.com/2015/01/01/pop-music-is-folk-music-elevated-beyond-its-proper-place/
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Frank Zappa wrote a great book back in 1989 . In one chapter he described the downfall of the music industry. He focused more on the development of new bands ( or lack thereof ). It seems the Heyday of rock and roll is behind us. The kids are listening to the same stuff we grew up on. Getting completely wasted and raising hell at a concert just doesn’t seem to be in their DNA. We had some wild times back in the day at the old Boston Gardens. Now kids sit quietly and politely clap like they’re at a… Read more »
While the recorded music industry has seen better days, live music in many forms is thriving. In the last fifteen years years we have seen tremendous growth of the music festival. Not just mega-festivals such as Coachella and Bonnaroo but dozens of smaller ones, all over North America, in which many genres of music are represented. There’s also been the emergence of destination musical events on cruise ships and at tropical resorts. This did not exist last century. Parallel to this is the emergence of VIP options. As music fans have grown older, that generally means more money earned and… Read more »
I have been going on the KISS Kruise, one of the destination music cruises you mentioned in your post. This year will be my fourth and I can honestly say, nothing beats being on a ship with 3000 drunk (for the most part) KISS fans that are living life large.
Canadian here. Nothing to do with “blasphemy laws” 🙂
Go on then, do tell. Don’t be a tease